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“Sailing, sailing over the bounding main,” are lyrics from an old song of the sea. And these very lyrics a clue for all you men out there in search of hot masturbation. It is a well known maxim that the best jerking off will always take place in a strict environment, a place where everywhere you look there is a woman officer, is always conducive to hot thoughts. And here is a solution on a silver platter: this is the Captain speaking, all hands on deck, I repeat, all hands on deck.

The military and the navy specifically, is a great place to find yourself completely surrounded by women that command you twenty four hours of every day of every year. Jammed into tight spaces with women sailing a million miles away from land for weeks at a time simply must provide great opportunities to slip into some small cubby hole and have enough hot masturbation time to satisfy even the most avid jerker. On board the ship you will find the hottest girls, almost shirtless with silken skin covering the breasts, always ready to join you and lend a hand at any task that you need a woman’s help to complete.

Your days will be spent squeezing past each other in the tight companionways below decks, sharing wholesome meals in the mess, and the nights, o the nights will be the sweet smells.

This is heaven sent chance for any of you men who truly want to have some quality time with a large group of girls and to build the camaraderie that comes with executing precision teamwork together. Just imagine, months at sea and women, women, women. So if you truly have your mind set on hot masturbation: see your Navy recruiter today!

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Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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