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Any girl in the world can find herself walking into the strangest situations that tend to have varying and mixed results dependent upon the reactions of all those involved. Who can’t remember innocently walking in on their unsuspecting and horny parents and the howls that that caused? Just imagine that you have attended a performance of Les Miz and are going backstage to congratulate the cast members.

You open a door and walk into a room full of boys jacking off. The chorus members are now displaying the way that they congratulate themselves after a fabulous performance. What should you do? Run? Apologize for interrupting their work? Or should your smile slyly and ask if there would perhaps you can give a to join in the fun and games?

Most guys would choose the last option without a doubt and with any luck succeed in joining the celebration. Or you could put yourself into this situation and see how you would react. Your car has yet again broken down and you take it to the local mechanic to have it repaired. But when your arrive there is no one there. None of the regular guys are straining their bulging muscles tightening bolts. Curious, you look around until you find a door and opening it you are expecting to find a poker game in progress. Surprise, surprise, surprise! You have found those sweaty, muscled mechanics all right, you have just opened the door on the entire bunch of boys jacking off and laughing with each other.

Should you:

  • change mechanics immediately
  • slam the door in disgust
  • start humming a show tune as you unbuckle your belt and move to become an intimate part of the fun. Surely a healthy girl will always pick option number
  • here is to making great choices girls and to all the boys jacking off wherever they may be.

About the author

Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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