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When most guys think of pocket pussys they think of a toy that looks for all the world like a pussy, with tempting hand painted lips, and an inviting love tunnel to dip inside. But not all pocket pussys look like pussys. In fact some of the most successful pocket pussys have no resemblance to pussys at all.

Japanese firm TENGA pride themselves on producing some of the most mind blowing pocket pussys money can buy, but their toys look more like deodorant cans or bottles of moisturizer. This is mainly because the Japanese do not share the West’s obsession with the female pussy as a thing of sexual worship. They don’t wish to be reminded of what a pussy looks like.

A fine example of this is TENGA’s eggs. No self respecting red blooded American male is going to get excited about the way the toy looks, but it definitely does supply an incredible feeling. The ultra-elastic material with pleasure waves creates an incredibly lifelike experience. The stretching, and the fact that it does not have an opening at the top, is also quite different from any other masturbator. Don’t be fooled by its small price tag of just under $20, this is an amazing male masturbator.

Meanwhile, TENGA’s Soft Cup range – the ones that look like moisturizer packs – are made from a super-soft tube that gives you complete control over the tightening sensation – you simply grip harder for a more secure feel. With a lotion reservoir and almost 70 gripping nubs, this is the ultimate male masturbator and a great addition to anyone’s pocket pussys collection.

These amazing sex toys, known as Onacups (named after ‘onanism’, which is another name for masturbation) deliver the finest artificial orgasms yet!

Enjoy a wide variety of sensual sensations from rubbing, stroking, pressing, etc. One remarkable feature is the ability to ‘squeeze out’ after ejaculation.

Soft tube makes it possible to control the level of tightening.

Round head featuring 29 large and small nubs.

Reversible nubs enable smooth entry, then a superb sense of adhesion as they cling to your penis when you try to pull it out of the cup. One of the cleverest things about the Tenga range is the reservoir of moisturizing lubricant at the point of insertion – very much like a real pussy. It sure beats have to mess around with lube, but you can of course opt for it as well if it heightens your pleasure. Why not experiment both ways?

About the author

Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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